Disclaimer: It would appear that this has been around a while, but I only saw it recently. Posting it here is in no way encouraging political discussion or commenting on politics in any way. I just think it's frickin' hilarious.
Vote Cobra '08
"The universe is made up of three elements: matter, energy, and enlightened self-interest."
"Knowledge is a three-edged sword."
"Invalid divide by cucumber error. Please reinstall universe and reboot."